Alex BergmansToday’s Meeting’s Topic: “What Should Tomorrow’s Meeting Be About?”Still seeing some stragglers coming in here. Okay, I’ll give it just a few more minutes. I understand some of you are returning from lunch…Mar 14, 2021Mar 14, 2021
Alex BergmansScientists Believe Hoobastank Implies the Existence of Guess HoobastankGeneva, Switzerland -Dec 17, 2020Dec 17, 2020
Alex BergmansFacts, Like Everyone I’ve Loved and Held Dear, Don’t Care About My FeelingsOh, did I just hurt your feelings with my facts and logic? Let me just take a big sip of “don’t care” juice from my novelty mug labeled…Nov 27, 2020Nov 27, 2020
Alex BergmansinSlackjawI Love Halloween (Because My Mom Stores All The Halloween Shit In My Bedroom)Spooky season is here! The leaves are turning colors, there’s a little nip in the air, and my mom finally took all the Halloween shit out…Oct 31, 20201Oct 31, 20201
Alex BergmansFive Foolproof Ways To Impress Your Boss That Are Too Friggin’ Hard To Do Now Because of COVID-19It’s no secret that the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic has changed the way the American workplace operates. Office dynamics and expectations will…Oct 2, 20201Oct 2, 20201
Alex BergmansOpinion: Let People Enjoy Things.Well, well, well. If it isn’t “Mister Contrarian” swooping in once again to rain on my parade. I hope you’re happy. My favorite media…Aug 18, 2020Aug 18, 2020
Alex BergmansWe Should Consider Our Canine Friends Before Exploding Another Fireworks FactoryAfter shocking footage of a fireworks factory exploding in a place called Beirut, I was shocked. Absolutely horrified. Disgusted. It’s an…Aug 17, 2020Aug 17, 2020
